If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
