She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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