Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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