Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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