goodnight i made you a song goodbye
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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