Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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