god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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