he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
