go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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