I'm jealous of your bromance
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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