Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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