I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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