you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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