So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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