I met the friendliest cop last night
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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