Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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