You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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