in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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