id be glad to
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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