i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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