My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i out mim tonsoeep
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