let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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