I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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