Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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