I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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