We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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