Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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