Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
