love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
