it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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