I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
