.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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