Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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