I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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