Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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