I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
