dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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