Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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