this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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