I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I believe in your delicious
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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