True but thats because hes a fetus.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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