i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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