Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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