I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
