dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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