cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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