new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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