Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
