Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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