Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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