And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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