i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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