More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Help. Why am I so naked?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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