You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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