ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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