mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
