I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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