Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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