Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
