Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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