yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
