Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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