Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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