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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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